Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-2219 (?)
- SCP-2219 is a Game Boy game called "PORRIDGE" where a character named GOLDOX navigates levels and fights bear-like enemies, but it lacks clear instructions and has glitches. Playing the game has strange effects on the human body: collecting porridge can cause relaxation or even an orgasm, while failing to collect enough, losing lives, or dying to certain bosses can lead to seizures, inflamed throats, rapid tooth decay, permanent blindness, cardiac arrest, or even leprosy. Because of these dangerous outcomes, direct human interaction with the game is forbidden, and testing is done using remote controls and cameras.
- Hypertrichosis (?)
- Hypertrichosis, often called "werewolf syndrome," is a condition characterized by an unusual amount of hair growth across the body, excluding typical androgen-dependent areas like the pubic region or face. It can be either congenital, meaning present from birth due to genetic mutations and being extremely rare, or acquired later in life, often as a side effect of medications, underlying medical conditions like cancer, or sometimes for unknown reasons. Unlike hirsutism, which is excessive androgen-sensitive hair growth primarily in women and children, hypertrichosis involves hair growth in non-androgen-sensitive areas and can affect any hair type. There is currently no cure for congenital forms, and treatment for acquired hypertrichosis focuses on addressing the root cause, though both types can be managed through various temporary or permanent hair removal methods. Historically, individuals with hypertrichosis sometimes found work as circus performers due to their distinctive appearance.