diff --git a/excuses.txt b/excuses.txt
index dc71fb2..f2b3a0f 100644
--- a/excuses.txt
+++ b/excuses.txt
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ Are you sure you want it to work that way?
 Are you sure you've installed the latest patches to your browser?
 Are you sure you've installed the latest patches to your operating system?
 Are you sure?
+AWS hiccup.
 But we're a small team so what do you expect?
 But we're a startup so what do you expect?
 But we're underresourced so what do you expect?
@@ -55,6 +56,7 @@ I'm sure that was written by a freelancer.
 I've never seen that happen before!
 Is that not supposed to happen?
 It can't be broken because all the unittests pass.
+It can't be broken because unittest coverage is 100%.
 It has always worked before.
 It has never done that before.
 It is an intermittent error, just hit refresh.